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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hanni-bunny-lecter

… *Why* does Hannibal even *have* a linoleum knife????

still-eating-the-rude

(Is he toolbelt n diy'ing it in his free time or what?)

pragnificent

It’s bc it looks phallic.

It’s meant to be symbolic, as is the fact that Hannibal stabbed him in the belly.

More prosaically, he also used that type of knife in the novel.

byjove-cannibalcove

He stole it from Wills house.

It was a sexy knife and honestly more attractively linked to Will than something like one of his shirts wouldve been, especially since will wouldnt have more than a few shirts at a time and would miss it.

On the other hand, will isnt likely to have any linoleum based projects anywhere soon. It was probably gathering dust and needed a little care

Hannibal was quite please with himself, polishing the knife, sharpening it, taking it out occasionally to admire. Its a workmans tool, it has a clear purpose, vicious without the instant fear something like a jack knife

He had hoped to give it back to Will on their first kill together, but instead decided to give it back to him… in a more petulant way

iesika

It’s hooked, y'all. Sharp blade on the inside of a curve.

Like this gutting knife:


Always use the right tool for your intended purpose.

iesika

On a less glib note, the design of this style of knife - blade on the inside of a curve, no blade on the outside of the curve, is used for gutting and dressing animals specifically so as not to nick or damage the intestines. In other words, it’s a tool purpose built for opening an animal up without damaging any of their insides. In other words, like Abighost said, he knew exactly how to cut and he wanted Will to live.

crisisoninfintefandoms

So what you’re saying is, once he realized Will had betrayed him, he planned out exactly how he was going to cut him and went out and bought a knife specifically for that purpose.  

Yeah.  Yeah, I’ll buy that.  

tiggymalvern

@nephilia-main-blog re the colostomy bag - detailed medical stuff below for those who don’t want to read it.

I’m a veterinarian, not a human medic, but mammals are mammals. If you don’t eat, you don’t poop, so fecal mess isn’t a worry in unconscious patients beyond about the first twelve hours after admission (urine still is though. That big black box of Freddie’s would have been hiding a urinary catheter too).

Laparascopic surgery still isn’t common in animals, so we make very large surgical incisions in the abdomens of dogs and cats every day, and they have no trouble pooping afterwards. We do make the incision the other way, between the muscle fibres, not across them, because it heals faster that way, but traumatic abdominal injuries aren’t always so thoughtful and those animals don’t need colostomy bags either. The only reason I can imagine Will had one is because his large intestine needed repairing. The large intestine is more delicate than the small because it’s much thinner walled, and surgical wounds in it have a significantly higher risk of complications and breakdown than small intestinal wounds. You can do just about anything with the small intestine and have a fully functional gut the day after surgery.

Source: still-eating-the-rude @nephilia-main-blog hannibal medical meta will graham
cinnamaldeide

Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in that sentence

hjbender

“I want you to be able to fit inside.“

I swear this line is completely innocent. Yeah, it’s spoken by a wee little frost troll to a great big bare-chested thundergod, but you’re just going to have to believe me.

I was tagged by the amazing @fairy-changeling and I tag the wonderful @dictionarywrites, @i-bleed-salt, @calamity-cain, @moonsandrock, @softnocturne, @roguewen, @raeseddon, @noelleian and @wouldyouknowmore . I share a lot of friends in the Thorki fandom, so if you’ve already been tagged, guess what, you get a free pass. (Unless you don’t want to pass up a good opportunity. In which case, HAVE AT IT, FRIENDS.)

raeseddon

Ermagerd Bender, you caught me in the middle of editing a thing! Okay, here goes:

“Alright, so we’re in Middle Earth! No use complaining until someone asks us to scale a volcano barefoot.”

I don’t have enough people to tag for the whole sentence BUT. I tag:

@zabbers ,@cybra-sensei , @nowhere-dawn-death-phan @inquisiitor

nowhere-dawn-death-phan

Ahh, you managed to find me just as I started writing a request. It’s fluffy, which is always good - 

Helena nodded almost lazily, taking the lollipop she’d been eating out of her mouth. “We’ve been attempting to make you do this for almost a week. Do try to keep up, darling.”

Since it is undeniably far too long of a sentence to tag each and individual person for, I shall just tag - @racescoronas@dwayne-pride and anyone else who wants to do it.

racescoronas

This was my last comment in a discussion about my teacher cancelling a school event we were all looking forward to since last year

“Okay what the fuck”

I tag @bisexual-eponine, @the-1992-newsies-is-better, @the-newsies-justice-for-zas-blog, @heyjackyboyuh (sorry I’m annoying and always tag the same people)

heyjackyboyuh

Oh my god no, it was

“Jwsbksdh I love baking”

does keysmash count as a word ? I’m gonna pretend it Don’t

I’d tag ppl but my laptop won’t let me because of horrible connection ?? But y’know if Hug, Grace or Mai sees it uhhh hi guys ur. ur tagged. haha. tagged u

we-dont-sell-papes

thanks Andy

“He hated being seen with his inhibitions down, which is why he almost never got drunk.”

guess who “he” is lmao. (it’s spot) so that’s 16 words. great, ok.

@timesarehardfornewsies @albertdasillva @ben-cook-can-cook @elmers-half-a-cup @elmer-s-s0cks @newsies-stop-theworld @poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow @sqecs @maiawakening @broadwayandbookblog @thatfancyclam @not-your-cigar @thatshiscigar @tony-higgins @wetcoffeejpg @dank-crypitic

wetcoffeejpg

«yes 🅱️ls»


oof two people alright time to choose my victims


@toomanyfandomshellp @seizethegay1899 ;)

toomanyfandomshellp

“Yes? No? Maybe, I dunno,”

I was talking about a rock band summer camp fyi

@thebellaphant

@thatguylex

@blaikleethepanagender

@tommy-braccoli

@spock-conlon

blaikleethepanagender

“Hey it’s Voldemort”

When talking about one of my friends cats on a virtual game through a group chat.

@somecleverfandomrelatedname @pineappapizza @theresneverenoughfandoms

theresneverenoughfandoms

“I mean, like, something is off and I don’t know what.”

I wasn’t sure whether this meant creative writing or just general conversation so I went with the last sentence I wrote for the next Sanders Sides journal.

@damion-he-be @possum-spaghetti @notalwaysthevillian @lizaelsparrow @ajdraws0430 @broadwaytheanimatedseries @ironwoman359 @altruistic-skittles @softestvirgil @sanderssidecanons @the-pastel-peach

ajdraws0430

“They’re hilarious”

(Ok so I did general conversation and it’s an easy one but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that was when I was talking to a friend after watching the Dad Joke Battle from VidCon, after seeing the one with Jon and Thomas :D)

@violetmcl @slytheringillian

slytheringillian

“Love you” it just had to be the last text to my girlfriend for the night.

@bubblseri and @confinesofpersonalknowledge are my choices

bubblseri

“I do feel better. Thank you. Love you too, night.”

Text to my mom, asking if I felt better after cleaning my room.

I choose: @ebony-wolf @danyulsdimple @just-a-nerd-from-canada @madly-handsome @phlying-squirrel @helloimjusthereforthecomments @godjustkillme @insane-tomato @allsnotwellinthegalaxy @leave-dont-disappear

phlying-squirrel

HECKING HOW MUCH SLEEP?!

(talking to my friends and worring about them not sleeping enough)

@aplaceinthevoid @anxiousangelvirgil @allycat31415 @thekeytohappiness-is-you

allycat31415

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

A line from Sweet Dreams, Thomas that I might change.

I didn’t forget my fics, I just work very slowly… 😅

@confinesofpersonalknowledge @sander-fander-sides @so-many-ships-i-have-a-fleet @darknightvirgil

darknightvirgil

Logan (rising up): I would have liked to hear the logic behind those as well but it seems that Thomas has already answered.

Yup, im writing another script 😋

@i-am-avacado @softestvirgil @royallyanxious @aaydence @charmingsides @thewinterwhispers @im-patton @imtoobiforyou @introverted-happiness @romanssippycup @romanamongthestars @logan-exe @sandersstudies @starlightlogan @candiukas @pastel-patton123 @octopushugs @silversmith-91 @creativity-killed-thecat @idiotauthor @infinityonthot @the-incedible-sulk @virgilmydarkstrangeson @alextheodd @sandersmarvel

(I apologize if any of you arent writers, I just dont know that many fandom writers 😅)

the-incedible-sulk

The last sentence I wrote.. good question xD

“ And then, gets a text from Roman asking when he can see him again.”

I am planning for a fic thing is August and had to have my concept for today and this was the last sentence of the outline I made for it

Words: 14

@jynxlovesluck @poisonedapples @vanitasequilibrium @royallyanxious @anxiousangelvirgil @virgiliananxiety @hanramz-the-fander @madly-handsome @em-be-lievable @oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall @uhoh-feelings @raiseafuckingglass @barclays-sides @v-doodles

badpunsandfanfiction

OMYFUCKINGOD IM DOING IT NOW CHILL FAM

Whut


@namiratesquared

@loki-isnt-so-lucky

@brokenfannibal

@hankplease

These are just the first people that came to my mind.

brokenfannibal

thanks for tagging me @badpunsandfanfiction

then goes to Dean and they fuck, considerate with communication as always

to be fair it´s just a sentence from how I want the fic to continue, not an actual sentence. just a pointer for me

I won´t tag 12 people. just as many as come to my mind.

@krey-9-jorce @multifandomgurke @madsmeetsmisha @avidreadr2004 @fhimechan @avegetariancannibal

hannibalsimago

@brokenfannibal Ok. Here goes….

Will stood dumbfounded, mouth agape, and spontaneously burst into applause at the demonstration.

@purplesocrates @jadegreenworks @oftempestsandteacups @katherinekrawl @desperatelyseekingcannibals @slashyrogue @fragile-teacup @redfivewritingby @fataldrum @ladyslice @nalyras @unknownmusing @cinnamaldeide @vix-spes @tinyenthusiasttriumph

cinnamaldeide

Thank you for the tag, @hannibalsimago (*´︶`*)╯♡
My extract would be the following:

“Hannibal considered himself a patient man, not particularly prone to fits of rage, admittedly mean under unfavourable circumstances, but Will managed to make him furious.”

This is a preview of my contribution to @lovecrimebooks’s Ravage Anthology :) we’re not supposed to tease and show our works in progress, but I figured a small portion wouldn’t hurt ;) I hope everyone is as excited about this book as I am, because I’m so looking forward to it and scared as hell at the same time.

Tagging far fewer persons than I’m supposed to, considering my extract, but consider yourself tagged if you want to partake! @mazephoenix, @phenobarbitalfiction, @slashyrogue, @rubybakeneko, @tiggymalvern, @hanfangrahamk, @llewcie@xzombiexkittenx, @thenecronon, @allionne, @fragile-teacup, @thesilverqueenlady, @fhimechan, @zigzag-wanderer (I know you two already partook, but you’ll be tagged anyway!)

tiggymalvern

“Is it to be your therapy session this evening, or mine?”

This one’s from the sequel to my Ravage fic, so the rest of it won’t be seeing the light of the internet for quite some time!

Some tags below in the tags…

Source: hjbender @crystalusagi @the-mamishka @iamananathemadevice @fancybedelia @ceriat and most of the other people I can immediately think of have already been tagged
avidreadr2004
softwillgraham

For @pinimi, because he asked me to elaborate

The question of whether Hannibal is good queer rep is one I’ve done a lot of thinking about, because a lot of the time taking a villain and making them queer is a method of subtly saying “queer people are evil”.

Hannibal the show manages to avoid that though, in several pretty cool ways that manage to actually make it a good choice. I imagine that’s largely because Bryan Fuller is himself gay and so understands how to portray queer characters in a respectful and relatable manner without playing into unfortunate stereotypes.

With Hannibal, we actually get almost the exact opposite of that. Is Hannibal visibly unusual? Yes. Is he queer? Yes. But those things are used as methods of making him endearing and relatable. We connect to Hannibal through his love for Will—if he didn’t become a Gay Disaster, he’d be way less likeable. We see him in his ridiculous suits and no one in the narrative laughs at them or says “we should have known, look at him he’s so weird”. Instead it’s just a quirk that’s generally not seen as negative, both inside the story and by the viewer. It’s the difference between “what a creepy weirdo” and “what an endearing dork” and, from a narrative perspective, they remain firmly on the Endearing Dork side.

So instead of taking an iconic villain and making him queer to make him creepier, they took an iconic villain and made him queer to make him more human. And that’s a kind of queer rep one almost never sees.

Generally speaking when a character in media is canonically queer, that’s the whole Point of their character. It’s the thing that makes them stand out from other characters, and if you were describing their character to someone unfamiliar with the media, it would be natural to reference them as “the gay one”. Even in other genre media, there’s a sense that being queer is a distinctive standout trait, which can be uncomfortably othering. In real life, queer people rarely exist in isolation, and while for many of us our sexuality is an important part of our identity, it isn’t how we’re defined.

Hannibal the show manages to dodge this in two very effective ways.

First of all, Hannibal isn’t the only queer character. He and Will aren’t the only queer couple. Having more queer characters enables the show to have more leeway in terms of healthy portrayals of queer relationships—we don’t have only one couple that has to represent he shows entire opinion on queer people. In a show where there are only five or six regulars, three of them end up in same sex relationships and Margot, the fourth main queer character, gets a lot of screentime and important storylines. We have Alana and Margot’s incredibly healthy and beneficial relationship to hold up in contrast to Will and Hannibal’s unhealthy one, and so the takeaway doesn’t end up being that Queer Relationships are Unhealthy, just that queer relationships can be good or bad or whatever, like any relationships.

Which brings us to the second point: this is a show with four queer characters, and absolutely no storylines that revolve around them being queer (I’m not including their love stories in that, because the love stories don’t revolve around them being queer, they’re told just like any love story would be except that the characters are the same gender). They’re characters with lots of interesting and complex traits, who happen to fall in love with someone of the same gender.

They manage to find a great balance wherein the characters’ queerness is acknowledged (like the scene I talked about yesterday) and yet it doesn’t become a Big Deal in an othering way.

It means a lot to me to see a story told where queer characters are allowed to be people outside their sexuality and yet not be written as if they were straight people. It means a lot to me to have a show where queer love is written as something that is a force of good in people’s lives instead of just a source of pain. And it means a lot to me that this ridiculous queer horror romcom exists.

the-tower-of-silence

y e s !

tiggymalvern

All of this, yes, this is why it works so well. The relationships are portrayed as relationships, and they just happen to be same sex.

Source: softwillgraham hannibal meta queer representation
victorineb
the-winnowing-wind

“Bryan Fuller’s bloody ballet truly pushed the boundaries of what a crime drama could look like, in story and in style. With Mads Mikkelsen as the titular character, Hannibal is a masterclass in prestige horror, honing in on the early relationship between the renowned psychiatrist and his patient – a young FBI criminal profiler who is haunted by his ability to empathize with serial killers. It’s a true visual feast for the eyes, one that was likely served to you al dente with a nice glass of Chianti and a side of (your own) sweet breads.”

Sharp Objects: Crime shows that are everything but procedural.

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(via idontfindyouthatinteresting)

And share on the twitters!!!: https://twitter.com/filmdailyco/status/1011021197059002374

tiggymalvern

And Pushing Daisies makes the list too, because Bryan Fuller makes the most awesome TV.

Source: idontfindyouthatinteresting
emungere

the-exploding-girl asked:

I'm kinda nervous about doing this because I've always been a passive fan and read fic in the shadows, but if it sparks anything, I have a prompt for a story where Hannibal is a tailor and Will somehow gets roped into getting a new suit. Maybe he just went to Hannibal's shop to grab the first thing he saw but then Hannibal persuaded him to order a custom suit and things go from there. If this is interesting to you: awesome! If not: I look forward to reading anything else you write anyway. :)

emungere answered:

<3 thank you and sorry it took me basically eternity to write this! there is no need to be nervous, we are a very nice cannibalistic serial killer fandom, as i’m sure you have discovered by now. :) 

image


Taste

Will hadn’t expected the tailor’s shop to look quite so much like a small art gallery. Dark wood floors glowed with a patina of age and care. Drawings covered the neutral walls, each one lit just so. He saw no mirrors, no racks of clothes, not even a bolt of cloth. For a second, he thought he’d walked into the wrong store, but then he saw the tailor and he knew he hadn’t.

The cloth measuring tape draped around his neck would’ve been a clue if Will had needed one. He didn’t. The man wore a suit jacket pieced and pinned together, and the way he was examining his own outstretched arm, or rather the sleeve around it, told Will everything he needed to know.

“You make your own suits too?” Will asked.

Hannibal Lecter turned toward him and bowed slightly from the waist. “Of course. Who else could I trust? Will Graham, I presume?”

Read on AO3

tiggymalvern

I don’t bother much with this kind of AU, I prefer to read about Will and Hannibal as themselves, but this short piece is just gorgeously erotic all through.

fic rec hannibal hannigram short fic
allionne

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

sunflowerseedsandscience

AL-FUCKING-WAYS

linddzz

I sometimes get messages about my fics and see other authors get messages like “oh my god im sorry to bother you but-” or apologizing profusely for sending multiple asks.

I promise you guys. Absolutely 0 writers are bothered by you talking to them about their fics. If you want to know a detail or are confused about something they are almost definitely sitting ready with an answer that they are excited to talk about.

Don’t feel like you HAVE to message writers (tho if you liked a fic a lot leaving comments is great encouragement) but never apologize for asking about fics or talking about them!

Source: phoenixyfriend
the-mamishka
the-mamishka

A Matter of the Heart

By mamishka (@the-mamishka)

Summary:

When an unexpected encounter with a mysterious wizard dramatically changes Yuuri Katsuki’s life, he finds that he must leave his family and career and journey to the Wastes of Ingary in search of a wizard named Viktor, who apparently is the only one who can help Yuuri break the curse that has been placed upon him. What he doesn’t expect is to find himself living in the Moving Castle of Nikiforov, a wizard rumored to seduce and then devour the hearts of his lovers, or to become entangled in breaking a curse that is not his own.

Notes:

If you hadn’t guessed already, this story is a crossover between Yuri!!! on Ice and Howl’s Moving Castle. All of the characters are written to match their personalities in Yuri!!! on Ice, save where circumstances require them to change along with the story. The plot follows along similar lines of the movie with some parallels to the book, but much of the story has been reworked and changed, especially in regards to Howl/Viktor’s history and character.

I don’t currently have a Beta, so I apologize in advance for any mistakes! If anyone is interested in being a beta reader for me, please let me know! :-)

This story is about half-way (?) written at this point (56,000+ so far), so even though it is a WIP, I will be posting chapters at least twice a month and finishing it as I go.